In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged you'll pry semicolons from my cold dead hands)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

whiskeydaisy:

hiddenlacuna:

writeworld:

randomfanficwritingtips:

Avoid using semi-colons in fiction. Break the sentence into two instead.

Nah, dude. Nah.

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If you think you should avoid using semicolons, then you don’t know how to use semicolons. Let me help you with that. 

-C

There is nothing wrong with the use of the semicolon; frankly, it drives me nuts when I see advice to excise them on principle. It’s like the “rule” not to begin a sentence with and or but - rules that were drummed into students because most didn’t know any better than to write sentence fragments, and then weren’t taught how to construct a sentence properly anyway.

If I ever get a tattoo, it is 90% likely to be a semicolon (and 10% likely to be an Oxford comma, but I haven’t figured out how to render that in ink yet).

people who hate semicolons are semiterrible people

grammar shit you'll pry semicolons from my cold dead hands