you: you probably don’t realize that if you watch riverdale you’re support problematic–
me: it’s a dark take on archie comics that features madchen amick terrorizing little blonde girls and sending one to the magdalene laundry and the panty-sniffing white chicks cop obsessing about maple syrup, it singlehandedly resurrected luke perry from the dead so that he can act with every last forehead wrinkle he possesses, a biker gang composed of supermodels is is helping to gentrify the town, no one gets upset when teens boil their peers alive or start fires on school property, some sophomore runs the cheer squad because she’s the only girl in town with her own graveyard, robin givens may actually make out with a bag of money any day now, and one of the show’s particular highlights is cole sprouse
me: what I’m trying to say, buddy, is that I knew going in there would be problems
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