In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

your fave is problematic: dennis reynolds

[bitterowls]

• Arrogance, vanity—all over. 
  
• He’s underwater, like a Range Rover.
  
• Makeup… smearin’.
  
• No power steerin’. 
• He be talkin’, but we don’t be hearin’.
  
• Speaks like Zeus. 
  
• Smells like poops. 
  
• Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.