See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

marks@ao3, nonnonnegative@twitter.

sashayed

you don't know my life bojack horseman

lineegrace

mettatonpng

*sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform into The Mom Friend™

you don't know my life no you actually do

n9evepulgas amezure

theoreocat

Even Puddings can get brain freeze! 🥶

naamahdarling

SHOCKING PROOF that ORANGE CATS have BRAINS!!!

drtanner

Not enough brain to stop him repeatedly going back for more, lmao.