In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Fruit Flies are nature’s way of saying, “Hey. You know what? You haven’t done dishes in a couple days and your sink is really kinda gross.”

[nonnegative]

Sometimes they’re nature’s way of saying, “Why do you keep buying so many bananas?”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

My favorite autocorrect my iPad does is when I go to type Marksykins and it changes to “Marks yikes.”

Don’t you dare judge me, iPad.