poor yamaguchi, confused and stuck in the middle of the tanaka fan club.
We all know that Tsukishima likes dinosaurs, but what about fish? He seems to know a lot about them from S2E12
(Also there’s that famous “shut up Yamaguchi”/”sorry Tsukki” even in the next episode preview so I just had to include it)
i mean questions aside for why shimada carries a plastic bag from his store around with him in tokyo but this is the real mvp of this issue right here.
also who the hell is booing yamaguchi tadashi, i will cut you.
here are people reacting to yamaguchi
yachi: about to blast off into the stratosphere
daichi and asahi: good, normal reactions to an underclassman
tsukki: REACTING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON TO A BIG MOMENT WHAT IS THIS. his reaction is basically the same as daichi and asahi’s but that’s like their reactions times A MILLION because it’s TSUKISHIMA.
shimada and his bag: BIG MOOD, GUYS!
bokuto and akaashi: really want to play karasuno and it’s adorable
sugawara and hinata: UH, IS HINATA EXCITED OR ARE YOU MURDERING HIM, SUGA?
and then dear kinoshita, whose pinch serving didn’t go nearly as well as yamaguchi, is so very impressed. kinoshita and tanaka are DUE FOR SOME BIG MOMENTS!! KARASUNO SECOND YEARS IT’S YOUR TURN.
lot of pressure on yamaguchi here. ukai thinks he can score, sugawara thinks he can score, inarizaki clearly knows who he is, and his focal point has been covered up by some other school’s banner.
three great things going on here:
1. hinata doing amazing sweetie
2. tsukishima reacting like that because he has nothing bad to say about it
3. yamaguchi probably trying not to laugh at tsukki because he knows that
I’m going to do a SASO/writing round-up post later but I accidently wrote 4000 words of tsukkiyama porn for it, so I figured that deserved its own post.
Arranged Marriage Royalty AU where Tsukishima was betrothed to Yamaguchi when he was ten, but doesn’t see him again until he’s twenty and about to marry him. It’s so fluffy that it’s likely to float away:
“Sorry!” Tadashi says, burying his face into his hands. “I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Kei blinks and draws his eyebrows together. So this is his husband. He sighs, irritated. “And what makes you think that I do?”
Tadashi looks up again. “Because I have eyes,” he says incredulously.
wow the yamaguchi shade
New fic! Haikyuu!!, Tsukishima/Yamaguchi, 5250 words, M, featuring a jealous Yamaguchi and a sowing his wild oats Tsukishima. Mutual pining, first time sex, misunderstandings, Tanaka – I fit everything in this thing. Also pretty sure this is the best line of dialogue I have ever and will ever write:
“Taste this,” Tsukishima says. “It’s terrible.”
antique-romantic
