In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dork-bajir]

So apparently Rob Liefeld did a variant cover for a Wizard World TWD#1 print and it looks exactly like what you’d assume it’d look like.

[jess-curious]

HOLD ON OKAY

WE’RE GONNA PLAY “LIEFELD TROPE BINGO ON THIS

• NO DISCERNIBLE BACKGROUND??? CHECK!
• FIGURES “STANDING” ON IMPOSSIBLE SURFACES WITH A GROUND THAT MAKES NO SENSE, OR ELSE JUMPING THE WAY LITERALLY NO HUMAN JUMPS??? CHECK!
• WEIRD FEATHERY 90’s HAIRCUTS??? CHECK!
• LINE-FACE??? CHECK!
• WEIRD HORRIFYING FEMALE SHOULDERS THAT ARE LARGER THAN THEIR FACES??? CHECK!
• RUBBER-SPINE??? CHECK!!
• TINY EYES TINY NOSE MASSIVE GRIMACE ON LITERALLY EVERY CHARACTER??? CHECK!!
• USING OBJECTS TO OBSCURE FEET SO HE DOESN’T HAVE TO DRAW FEET??? CHECK!
• NO COMPREHENSION OF HOW PEOPLE HOLD OR USE GUNS, OR EVEN HOW A GUN LOOKS??? CHECK!!
• AWFUL PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE ROB LIEFELD HAS NEVER USED A REFERENCE IN HIS GODS DAMNED LIFE??? CHECK!!!!
• BENDY-SWORD??? CHECK!!
• BENDY-GUN??? CHECK!!

CONGRATULATIONS SIR, YOU’VE GOT A LIEFELD ORIGINAL!!

[lesspopularcultist]

Who keeps giving him work!?

[nonnegative]

Oh it’s so fugbeautiful.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

captaincadet:

panasonicyouth:

deliciouskaek:

stfuconfederates:

“in this captivating novel set in a terrifying future, which is all too easy to imagine”

“which is all too easy to imagine”

“which is all too easy to imagine”

“which is all to easy to imagine”

And that’s the thing. Folks already imagine it. They’ve been imagining it for the longest damn time, in fact.

Those are the folks who “love the culture” as long as it doesn’t come into their homes or neighborhoods.

Those folks pass legislation in order to legally discriminate against Mexican immigrants, while ignoring the Canadian border altogether.

Those are the folks shooting brown people in the streets, in front of their homes, in their own neighborhoods.

Those folks have badges and attack dogs.

Those folks bang gavels in the courtrooms.

Those folks have been imagining having to save white people for fucking decades — longer, even.

and some of those folks are called the Ku Klux Klan.

Save the pearls, my black ass.

brilliant commentary

i hope whoever wrote this book gets lost at sea

stfu, jerrilyn farmer of the los angeles times.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Wondering why we haven’t seen any set pics of Ryan Reynolds wearing Green Lantern’s iconic suit? Because the entire costume will be computer-generated. Until the first promo pics are released, we’ll have to make do with this new concept art.

Green Lantern’s Skin-Tight Suit Will Be Completely Computer Generated - green lantern - io9

I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR COMPUTERS AWAY IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS NONSENSE RTFN, HOLLYWOOD. >:(

(via mooserrific)

Okay, so I’m guessing they’d have to do that with a lot of green screening, right? So would Ryan Reynolds have to wear a skintight green suit in order to computer generate a skintight green suit?