Fact.
Okay but I think it’s important to remember that Kate Beaton isn’t exaggerating at all when she draws Wonder Woman
She’ll Never Find it Now
And why wasn’t I invited to this party?
Diana: (Seeing a child crying) What’s wrong, little one?
Child: They won’t let me play pirates with them.
Diana: And why not?
Child: Because I’m the girl, and they need someone to save.
Diana: …
Child: It’s okay. I don’t even know how to sword fight.
Diana: (Glances at the boys who are playing pirates) Neither do they. In battle, they’d be slaughtered instantly. Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight?
Diana: (She picks up a stick) They’re using the horizontal cut, but in close like they are…the thrust is a better move as it’s more likely to cause real injury…and less likely to be blocked by your opponent. Do you understand?
Child: Uh-huh.
Diana: (She hands the sword-stick to the child) Now go. Unleash hell.
Steve: That was sweet. Teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that.
-Wonder Woman (2009)
Diana is always on my team. #seriously
I believe the words “Now go. Unleash hell” should be included in every pep talk. Because who doesn’t want to hear those words when they’re about to go into an interview/take a test/meet new people? Now go. Unleash hell.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.
This guy?
Doin’ it right.
Karen: You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He’s a good kisser.
Gretchen: He’s your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he’s my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That’s not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.
SPECIAL WOMEN’S LIB ISSUE!
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