In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged wonder woman)

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i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

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dcvertigodaily: “ “Preparing her [Wonder Woman] for a world of men are three regal women: Diana’s mother, Queen Hippolyta, and her two military aunts – General Antiope and Antiope’s lieutenant, Menalippe. This trio of immortals is responsible for...
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Preparing her [Wonder Woman] for a world of men are three regal women: Diana’s mother, Queen Hippolyta, and her two military aunts – General Antiope and Antiope’s lieutenant, Menalippe. This trio of immortals is responsible for both raising and training Diana — the only child on this estrogen heavy isle [Themyscira] — but they don’t always agree. Hippolyta, a revolutionary leader, longs to shelter her beloved daughter from the outside world, but Antiope, the Amazon responsible for Diana’s training, wants to prepare her. “She is the only child they raised together,” says Jenkins, calling from outside London, where she is deep into the film’s production. “And their love for her manifests in a different way for each of them.”

yes wonder woman has three mommies