In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[bottleshark]

The last of my vacation sketches. Tomorrow I’ll get back to work on ~responsible~ things.

[snakewife]

"Are you into Night Vale, Stan?"

You know damn well I’m into Night Vale.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[mooblob]

Headcanon: Carlos uses cheesy pick up lines

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[arcsin]

Here’s an odd thing

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[battleshipdrive]

Bored, so I made some Night Vale posters.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[azurewren]

Okay, so the fact that the Night Vale fandom popped up so quickly (you can see it at the end) is odd, but do you see that blue spike in the middle?

That’s searches for “Night Vale" in February 2010.

The first episode of Welcome to Night Vale aired in mid-2012.

[djavjr]

if this isnt touched upon as an extremely meta reference i will be quite cross

[darkowlrecords]

Well. How do we explain this one?

[nonnegative]

Science?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hannibal-senpai]

headcanon josie forever and always

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

nutella is a vegetable.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[silk-sutures]

"I’m going to get to the bottom of this, someone has to. Teddy Williams is deranged!" 

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[seerdescend]

i was almost swallowed by a cloud of malevolent shadow energy on the drive home and i hardly even noticed. i  was so happy.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[topdays]

Night Vale Town Motto:

"We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, Night Vale. Look down and forget what you’ve done."

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

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[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Every time Welcome to Night Vale mentions “wheat or its by-products”, I actually laugh out loud. If I’m listening at work, I have to turn to the wall so no one can see me cracking up. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I FIND WHEAT AND WHEAT’S BY-PRODUCTS SO FUNNY.