In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[siddharthasmama]

#dead

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

That’ll do, America.

[awyeahlongbox]

I enjoy coming up with titles for theoretical sequels, they make about as much sense as the actual titles

Fifty Shades Furrier

Fifty Shades More Bulbous

Fifty Shades Sniktbub

On a related note everyone I know who has actually read the books has said that the sex was just really boring after a while

[nonnegative]

Fifty Shades Rraaaarrl, complete with Rorschach descending down on the cover

[rraaaarrl]

Coming soon 2 a bookstore near u

[nonnegative]

And with this, I’d like to announce my retirement from the Internet. Godspeed.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

supershells:

who-md:

honeywheresmypipe:

gestianpoet21:

oh my god

oh my god

what

YOU WILL CRY OUT FOR A SOY CHAI LATTE WITH ONE SHOT OF ESPRESSO

AND I WILL WHISPER BACK: OKAY.

omgomgomgomg

Literally the best thing I’ve seen all night.

i’d totally get rorschach at the starbucks drive-thru and be completely terrified.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[brave-slut]

Mrrorschach.

[rraaaarrl]

MRRAAAARRWL! »:3

[nonnegative]

All the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll look down and whisper “meow >:3”