In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged two)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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hijinksensue:
“Chet: “What should we call our air conditioning and heating business, Gary?”
Gary: “Something simple and direct. How about Affiliated Air?”
Chet: “Sounds good. What about the logo?”
Gary: “I was thinking maybe A LAWNMOWER MAN-ESQUE 3D...
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Chet: “What should we call our air conditioning and heating business, Gary?”

Gary: “Something simple and direct. How about Affiliated Air?” 

Chet: “Sounds good. What about the logo?” 

Gary: “I was thinking maybe A LAWNMOWER MAN-ESQUE 3D CYBERSCAPE AVATAR WITH SEMI TRANSLUCENT COBALT METALLIC SKIN, DUAL WIELDING THE ELEMENTAL POWERS OF FIRE AND ICE! FROM HIS VERY LIMBS HE COMMANDS THE ALL CONSUMING FLAME AND THE ALL ARRESTING COLD! THE QUESTION IS CAN HE WREST CONTROL OF HIS POWERS FROM THE UNIVERSE THAT CREATED THEM BEFORE THEY CONSUME HIM?!”

Chet: “Is affiliated with one F or two?”

two lolol