everyone can wear makeup!!! all genders!!! makeup is for everyone! anyone can wear makeup. normalize makeup being seen as gender neutral because it is. makeup is for everyone
no one can wear make up! no genders! make up is for no one! no one can wear make up. normalize makeup being seen as gender nihilist because it is. makeup is for no one.
one person can wear makeup!!! only one!!! makeup is for one person! one person can wear makeup. normalize makeup being seen as the mark of god because it is. makeup is only for the one
I think that covers all the bases.
one person cannot wear makeup! it is fine for everyone else. everyone but that one person can wear makeup. normalize makeup being worn by everyone but him, because you fucking know what you did, Randy!
50% of people who apply to be makeup wearers can and must wear makeup because that is how you do a controlled experiment.
the other half will apply something they think is makeup, but is actually just powdered sugar
Anyone can wear makeup, but they can’t know what kind of makeup, and all makeup-related communication is taboo. All makeup-wearers are perfectly logical. If any makeup-wearers discover that they are wearing blue eyeshadow they must sacrifice themselves at sunrise.
People will put makeup on all people who don’t put makeup on themselves.
Everyone can wear makeup, but it’s illegal to buy. This is called the Swedish Model.
You have two cows. One of them experiences social pressures to wear makeup for signalling purposes. Over time, a reaction against this norm, and then a counter reaction, leads to a change the nature of the makeup-wearing signalling contest. You still have two cows, and one of them still wears makeup.
thanks weird tumblr
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