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Anonymous asked:

I’m having a bad day. Happy Tsukkiyama?

sagechan answered:

you know how we all joke about Tsukishima connecting Yamaguchi’s freckles like a constellation on his skin? imagine that. imagine how that would actually be such a soft, quiet moment. something shared and sacred. imagine Tsukki lying on Yamaguchi’s back as they watch a movie together in Tsukki’s basement. it’s hot out today, so Yamaguchi is shirtless. imagine how, sure Tsukki is tall and big and always defended Yamaguchi as kids, but Yamaguchi is actually pretty broad-shouldered, pretty strong. his back is wide and his skin is smooth beneath Tsukki’s chin. he turns his face and lets his cheek rest against Yamaguchi’s back, and he can feel the heat of Tadashi’s body, can feel the steady, strong pulsing of his heart. imagine Tsukki using Yamaguchi’s eyeliner, lazily drawing little constellations and pictures on and between and with the freckles that litter Yamaguchi’s back like stardust. imagine the quiet peace between them. imagine the hum of the box fan in the window, the chirping of birds in the trees outside, the occasional buzz of cicadas as they roast in the summer heat. imagine these two boys, so tender and soft with each other, spending an afternoon together. Yamaguchi turns underneath Tsukki, and Tsukishma gripes and complains, but he feels a thrill in his fingers and arms as all that beautiful skin rubs against him, as those broad shoulders press into him, as Yamaguchi leans up and wraps his arms around Tsukki’s neck, smiling and giggling quietly to him, only to him, and then they kiss.

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[bennettflynt]

them………

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[traumatas]

★ Soulmates ★

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Tsukkiyama ficlet round-up

A full list of the tumblr request ficlets I did over the last few days because like so many of you HQ 298 blew my tiny mind. Everything’s rated G or T:

- A little bit of hurt/comfort

- Post-training cuddling

- The cute domestic morning after

- Tsukki running a D&D game while Yamaguchi ruins his life

- Ghost Chaser AU!

- Gen of them as kids where Tsukki thinks he’s grown

- Tsukishima’s a vampire, Yamaguchi’s a slayer (check the warnings!)

- Sap at Spring High

- Yamaguchi gets some romantic confessions

- Office AU!

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Anonymous asked:

If you're still open for requests: short tsukkiyama office au please

this is my last one, everyone! thank you so much for all the requests, they were exactly what i needed to write and hopefully everyone enjoyed reading them. :D

ps - yamaguchi is definitely hot, too. don’t listen to him.

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Yamaguchi peeked around his computer, trying not to be too obvious about looking, but he needed to look again. The new financial analyst was a fine-ancial analyst ahaha oh god, what?

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theyoungsorceress asked:

Hi! I really love ur tsukkiyama's fics, if u r still taking requests, i would love a "Tsukki getting jealous" or something along the lines. Like, a cute girl giving a love letter to tadashi and Kei seeing it, it can be for him or to give to tsukki, or Tadashi making a new friend in his new class, girl/boy whatever, but the new friend being so smart to see kei's bullshit. If u have something like this i would love the link. Thank you very much for ur work!!

jealous tsukki is my jam. jealous yamaguchi is my jam, too. i’m always willing to write more of that, @theyoungsorceress!

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“You’re friends with Yamaguchi-kun, right?”

Tsukishima looks up from his desk, slipping his headphones around his neck. “Yes?” he says. There’s a girl standing over him, and she’s holding out an envelope. She’s pretty, at least as far as Tsukishima knows, tall with a glossy brown ponytail that spills over one shoulder. He doesn’t think he’s seen her around before, but Tsukishima doesn’t do a lot of noticing people. Yamaguchi’s lucky Tsukishima has finally learned the names of the team’s new crop of first years and he’s their vice-captain.

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Anonymous asked:

If you're still taking Tsukkiyama requests: In honour of everyone's feels (and there are so many feels, we're all prone on the ground sobbing), how about something Harukou-related? Shenanigans during the nights after the matches, during the bus trip there, all that fun stuff!

this turned out sappier than expected!! but it’s harukou-related for sure, taking place the night before the first round. the broken bike and tokyo tower mentions refer to this light novel story, which you should really read if you never have before because it is PURE 100% GOLD.

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Yamaguchi raises an eyebrow when Tsukishima trails in after Kageyama and Hinata. The idiot duo bounces off god-knows-where, and Tsukishima will never understand where their energy comes from, not even if he lives for a thousand years.

“You were gone for a while,” Yamaguchi says as Tsukishima flops down onto his futon.

Tsukishima grunts. “We got lost,” he says, thinking of broken bike chains and racing toward Tokyo Tower. “I don’t want to talk about it.”

Yamaguchi laughs and shuffles over on his knees to sit closer. “Okay,” he says. “If it helps any, once you guys disappeared, Ennoshita felt bad about putting you on babysitting duty.”

“It doesn’t,” Tsukishima says grumpily. He glances around to see if anyone’s looking at them and, when he’s satisfied they’re invisible enough, he shifts until his head is in Yamaguchi’s lap. If Yamaguchi’s surprised by this nearly-public display of affection, he doesn’t show it, instead running one callused hand through Tsukishima’s hair. Tsukishima wants to hum as Yamaguchi’s fingernails scratch against his scalp, but settles for a contented sigh. His eyes slip shut as Yamaguchi digs in deeper.

“Are you ready for our first match, Tsukki?” asks Yamaguchi. “We’re officially at nationals! Can you believe it?”

“No,” Tsukishima replies to both. “Who can ever be ready for that?”

“So practical,” Yamaguchi teases. “Well, I think we’re ready. When we get back to Miyagi, we’re gonna return as conquering champions. It’s gonna be awesome.”

Tsukishima’s eyes flutter back open, and Yamaguchi smiles down at him. “Hey,” Tsukishima says, “I love you. You know that, right?”

Yamaguchi blinks about a hundred times because Tsukishima’s never said that out loud to him before, never even come close, and who knows if he’ll ever do it again. But Tsukishima is exhausted and so weirdly happy and excited right now, and so much of it is Yamaguchi’s fault.

“I might know,” says Yamaguchi eventually, once he’s recovered. He pauses. “Maybe if you say it again.”

Tsukishima fumbles for his pillow, and swings up and over, satisfyingly connecting with the side of Yamaguchi’s head. “Shut up, Yamaguchi.”

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[kaphna]

❤️

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[linipik]

…i just caught up with Haikyuu manga and…watching these two in the court again  is everything for me.

I  love drawing these crows, even if i do it once in a blue moon :3c

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[misspeachu]

jock-blockers, amiright? ;^) 
↳a doodle comic i made inspired by an @ashleybear-hat prompt!!

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Anonymous asked:

if you're still taking requests, your tkym fluff is adorable, but how about something with harder edge? something like monster boys, A/B/O, werewolves, vampires or mind control??? any???? all???

GOSH. well i love you for this, anon. where else can you fully embrace your thirst but anonymous fandom requests, right?

anyway as it so happens, i’ve had… several conversations about vampire tsukishima so

Warnings: nothing explicit, but some mentions of blood and foreseeable consent issues. 

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“This is kind of clichéd, isn’t it? Childhood friends on opposite sides of a never-ending conflict? Pretty stupid.” Tsukishima circled the chair while Yamaguchi thought about a documentary he’d watched a couple of years ago with a lion and an injured gazelle. 

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lalikaa asked:

For the tsukkiyama prompt, anything from their childhood!! maybe a quick glimpse into an “every day” hangout?

@lalikaa, thanks for this one! writing them as kids is so much fun.

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“Tada —” Kei stopped suddenly and corrected himself. “Yamaguchi, we’re too old for this.”

“Nooo,” Yamaguchi said. “Come on, you’re just saying that because your legs are too long now. Just push me on the swings one last time, and I promise I’ll never ask you again.”

Kei rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest, trying to ignore it when Yamaguchi stepped in and clapped his hands together, bowing with his eyes shut tight.

“Please, please, please, Tsukki,” Yamaguchi begged. The new nickname he was so proud of rolled off his tongue, easy as if he’d called Kei that all along. “I’ll be your best friend!”

“You already are my best friend,” Kei muttered, but he was walking behind the swing and waiting while Yamaguchi hopped onto it and started pumping his legs. When Yamaguchi’s back came toward him, Kei started with a couple of lackluster pushes, but his strength and enthusiasm grew as Yamaguchi shouted with delight.

“Higher, Tsukki!” Yamaguchi said. “Put your back into it!”

Kei laughed and shoved Yamaguchi hard enough that the swing’s chains slacked off. When he was really little, Kei thought if Akiteru pushed him hard enough, he could get all the way around the bar, that nothing could ever get in his way. That was dumb baby stuff he knew, but watching Yamaguchi’s legs reach higher and higher, his sneakers almost brushing the low branches of the trees, Kei couldn’t help but think — maybe.

“One day I’ll be able to jump this high,” Yamaguchi shouted over his shoulder as the swing soared higher still. “You too, Tsukki. Together, we’ll fly!”

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Anonymous asked:

My friend, please write friends to lovers transition fic just like you always do it was beautiful

hello my friend, only too happy to oblige.

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Yamaguchi waved good-bye to Ukai-san and unscrewed the top of his orange juice. Tsukishima pushed off the wall when Yamaguchi came outside and held out his hand, immediately sticking the straw into his strawberry milk and taking a long sip. 

They walked in silence for a while, the quiet pleasant and comfortable, like it had been for a couple of years now. Yamaguchi didn’t flinch away when his knuckles brushed against Tsukishima’s, and Tsukishima stooped awkwardly as they walked so Yamaguchi could tuck a tag back into his t-shirt. 

They reached the intersection where Yamaguchi went one way and Tsukishima went the other. Maybe there would be a time where that would happen on a grander scale, but today wasn’t that day. 

“Hey,” Tsukishima said, grabbing Yamaguchi’s sleeve. Yamaguchi looked over his shoulder, and Tsukishima’s face was suddenly very close. 

Oh, Yamaguchi thought, finally. 

Orange juice and strawberry milk didn’t make for a great combination and the kiss didn’t last very long; they were out on the street in broad daylight, after all. But the moment was an inevitable one, one that Yamaguchi could have pushed for just as easily. 

“I’ve been thinking about that forever,” Tsukishima confessed, once they pulled apart. 

“Me too, Tsukki,” said Yamaguchi. “You don’t even know.”

“Oh yeah? Try me.”

Yamaguchi laughed and reached up to touch his mouth, right where it still tingled. The next time they did that – and there would be a next time – Yamaguchi was going to be the one to do it. 

Tsukishima grabbed Yamaguchi’s hand then and tugged him along in the direction of his house, cementing their convergence, at least for now.

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if any haikyuu!! people want to hit up my ask box with tsukkiyama fic requests, i feel like i’ll 110% be in the mood to write them this weekend. let’s say i’ll take… five? maybe more if anything really grabs me. 

anon is on! you don’t need to be following me already!

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I have THREE so far, and they’re all good so I could definitely see myself doing more. Don’t be shy! Or do that’s what anon asks are for.

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i’ve now done five, i have four more in my ask box (and one’s a doozy in the best way, hoo boy), but i’m having so much fun that i’m still taking requests! so don’t feel bad if you think you’re late because you’re not.