Troy: It’s impossible to guard you, your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
- The Politics of Human Sexuality
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Double escalator! And the magic elevator was truly magical.
Troy: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Abed: What is?
Troy: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut –
Abed: You would eat yourself?
Troy: I wouldn’t even question it.
- Introduction to Statistics
Jeff: I’m saying you’re a football player, it’s in your blood.
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That’s gay.
Jeff: That’s homophobic.
Troy: That’s black.
Jeff: That’s racist!
Troy: Damn!
- Football, Feminism, and You
Jeff: Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl.
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy… that didn’t come out right
- Introduction to Film
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