In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Happy Halloween, Tumblr!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

wickedcherub said: “He’s so verbal!”

SO verbal. Today he learned the words mahogany and cerulean. He’ll be smarter than me by kindergarten.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

My almost-two-year-old, who’s never been influenced by Parks & Rec, called chicken parmigiana “chick parm parm” over dinner. So, Tom Haverford’s naming sensibilities: essentially the same as a two-year-old’s! Good to know.