In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged tiny giraffe)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
whiskeyonsunday:
“ thedailywhat:
“ Marketing Campaign of the Day: DirecTV took their successful Russian billionaire ad campaign to its inevitable conclusion, shining a much-needed spotlight on the spot’s depressingly fictional miniature giraffes.
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whiskeyonsunday:

thedailywhat:

Marketing Campaign of the Day: DirecTV took their successful Russian billionaire ad campaign to its inevitable conclusion, shining a much-needed spotlight on the spot’s depressingly fictional miniature giraffes.

The phony website for Sokoblovsky Farms — “Russia’s finest purveyor of Petite Lap Giraffes” — comes complete with photos, ordering info, a live giraffe-cam trained on Vladimir, the farm’s “bull” giraffe.

[adfreak.] 

 I STILL WANT ONE.

This is me clicking on the “I WANT GIRAFFE” button multiple times. These are seriously the only commercials I stop TiVo to watch. The new one has a tiny giraffe on a tiny treadmill!!!

adorable tiny giraffe