In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged time!)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wadebae
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You are simultaneously the oldest you have ever been as well as the youngest you will ever be again.

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you’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older

and now you’re even older

and now you’re even older

you’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older

and now you’re older still

time! is marching on! and time! ... is still marching on! they might be giants