Episode 1: Chill
Episode 2: Chill
Episode 3: Chill
Episode 4: Chill
Episode 5: Chill?
Episode 6: Chill?
Episode 7: Chi-!?
Episode 8: FEELS!!!
Episode 9: Chill, no kill
Episode 10: Chills (the creepy kind)
Episode 11: Kill, no chill
Episode 12: TBA
Episode 1: Chill
Episode 2: Chill
Episode 3: Chill
Episode 4: Chill
Episode 5: Chill?
Episode 6: Chill?
Episode 7: Chi-!?
Episode 8: FEELS!!!
Episode 9: Chill, no kill
Episode 10: Chills (the creepy kind)
Episode 11: Kill, no chill
Episode 12: TBA
you: you probably don’t realize that if you watch riverdale you’re support problematic–
me: it’s a dark take on archie comics that features madchen amick terrorizing little blonde girls and sending one to the magdalene laundry and the panty-sniffing white chicks cop obsessing about maple syrup, it singlehandedly resurrected luke perry from the dead so that he can act with every last forehead wrinkle he possesses, a biker gang composed of supermodels is is helping to gentrify the town, no one gets upset when teens boil their peers alive or start fires on school property, some sophomore runs the cheer squad because she’s the only girl in town with her own graveyard, robin givens may actually make out with a bag of money any day now, and one of the show’s particular highlights is cole sprouse
me: what I’m trying to say, buddy, is that I knew going in there would be problems
the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment