See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

marks@ao3, nonnonnegative@twitter.

gnome-cleric

whiskeyonsunday:
“ calicen:
“ countsonstars:
“ halfheartedindustries:
“ This makes me want to see the Lorax
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Ahaha what even
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whaaaaaat. this shit is just getting better and better
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awww. The Brendon one isn’t as uncanny as Ryan, but...

thelorax??? ryanross brendonurie

tengorazones-deactivated2013121

Ryan Ross was really good in the Lorax…(jk, but seriously it looks exactly like him…)

allyouneedissound

sodamnquirky

Reblogging for Marksy.

nonnegative

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY.

lol but no really, ty, marly. there’s no way i would have seen anything from the lorax otherwise.

ryanross thelorax???

rhewkath currentlylurking

mylittleredgirl

father’s day is funny in my family because my dad is so angry this holiday exists that it’s the one day of the year i am NOT allowed to call him. we are officially estranged for 24 hours a year. wishing him a happy father’s day is a declaration of hostilities.

and like he is a good dad with a good dad, there’s no traumatic backstory to this, he just hates The Man telling him what to do so much that it’s a personal affront that someone decided that anyone is supposed to feel a thing on a specific day or, god forbid, spend their hard earned dollars because shaving commercials tell them to. if a dad did his job right (be a good father who unconditionally loves his kids), his kids should love him 364 days a year but FUCK the 365th day to spite hallmark and gillette specifically and you know what. i respect it.

my dad also hates it. as a child i distinctly remember him saying that fathers day is a fake capitalist holiday made up just to sell things unlike mother's day which is legitimate we said happy father's day to him on it and he just sat there like >:/