In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged thedailyshow)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cousinjenny
beeishappy

TDS | 2013.10.01

shalombayitdebbie

Have you ever stood in a line for WIC? PREGNANT WOMEN WILL WAIT AS LONG AS SIX HOURS with noisy toddlers to get their coupons for free proteins like cheese and dry beans. DRY BEANS. They can’t otherwise afford this necessary food to meet their monthly protein requirement to have healthy babies.

Do people honestly have any idea what sort of a problem food is in this country and how many children don’t have regular access to healthy meals? Do they know how many pregnant women don’t get the proper nutrition?

Fuck you Republicans.

I’m not even tagging these posts “politics.” This is basic humanity; it’s not me being a liberal—it’s me being a decent human and these congresstwits being INHUMAN.

expostninja

When I tried to explain this to my friend in Canada she assumed I was making this up, because no one could be that cartoonishly evil.

nonnegative

i feel like gif 9 is really going to come in handy.

thedailyshow
awes3m
sandandglass

Jason Jones talks to Gina Loudon, conservative analyst. 

fozmeadows

oh my fucking god

you guys

THIS ISN’T SKETCH COMEDY

THIS IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING CONSERVATIVE BEING INTERVIEWED 

WHO SMILES AND SAYS “YES, THANKS” WHEN TOLD SHE’S BEING CONDESCENDING

AND WHO ACTUALLY BOASTS ABOUT REPUBLICANS NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE THINGS THEY EXPLAIN

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT GIFSET ENCAPSULATION OF POE’S LAW I HAVE EVER SEEN

I AM OFFICIALLY 1000% DONE WITH AMERICAN POLITICS

weedingtons

Haha politics [fake laughing]

manafromheaven

THIS ISN’T FAKE?

OHGOOoooooood

nonnegative

if i had to pick one famous couple to hang out with, i’m about 99% sure i’d pick samantha bee and jason jones.

thedailyshow him falling out of character here might be my favorite thing he's ever done
chaneen
dailyreportsfromlastnight

Welcome to Night Vale, the AU where it’s a TV show in New York.

(Or, a demonstration of why every Night Vale fan should look into The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, and vice versa.)

Starring
STEPHEN COLBERT as THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
ELEANOR HOLMES NORTON as MAYOR PAMELA WINCHELL
JON STEWART as A HOODED FIGURE
and introducing
JESSICA WILLIAMS as INTERN DANA

thecolbertreport thedailyshow welcome to night vale lol