In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged the rock)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The one advantage it does have is the Rock. Johnson has become such a relaxed, determinedly unfussy presence that he’s starting to feel more and more like an old-time Hollywood star who can drop in and capably handle any role. The joke that he should be in every movie—which, this summer, feels like reality, especially when you realize there’s a freaking HBO show too—is less a joke than a wish. There hasn’t been a movie yet he hasn’t improved. The strangest thing about his success as an actor is he’s an instantly believable everyman, even though he looks like no human who has ever really existed on this planet. You relate, instinctively, to the Rock, even though you have nothing in common with him.

I haven’t seen San Andreas and I’ll probably watch it on Netflix at some point who cares, but I enjoy this review of The Rock’s performance in it. (via kelsium)

I’ll fight anyone who says anything bad about The Rock.

(via drdisgruntledphd)

the rock he and vin diesel are like the opposite of my type but i get so starry eyed about both of them
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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

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lord-kitschener:

#can the rock play Brutus

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i had a conversation with a 15 year old the other day and i realized that the new generation only knows Dwayne The Rock Johnson from disney movies and not from his professional wrestling career as Dwayne The Rock Johnson. They can’t smell what The Rock is cookin. They never have.

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they’re smelling what the rock is cooking, they just don’t know it.

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i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

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They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

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Wasn’t that the plot of Fast 5?

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