In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fartingintheshower]

Best @dril tweet

So long suckers!

Blocked. blocked. blocked.

If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace”

Food $200

If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals

I’m not owned!

Issuing correction on a previous post of mine

Another day volunteering at the Betsy Ross museum

Jail isn’t real

Different tweet/ will put in tags

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[texanpirate]

@theshitpostcalligrapher still one of the best pieces that I’ve seen you do