In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged teenwolf)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Was just looking up Teen Wolf casting spoilers for season 3. Apparently Adelaide Kane has been cast as a recurring character. I used to tutor her in mathematics. I had no idea she had pursued acting past her 3-month role on Neighbours that she won from a magazine competition.

Good on her. She had so many teenage issues she used to use me as an agony aunt more than a maths tutor sometimes.

I hope she gets to make out with Tyler Hoechlin.

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BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE YOU KNOW WRITES PORN ABOUT HER????

teenwolf these are things i really think about
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I JUST GOT TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE IM’ING ME AND ANOTHER PERSON EMAILING ABOUT THIS FUCKING PICTURE IN THE SPAN OF 1 MINUTE I SHIT YOU NOT. DYLAN YOU HAVE BROKEN ALL MY FRIENDS.
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I was going to say something clever here,...
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affectingly

I JUST GOT TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE IM’ING ME AND ANOTHER PERSON EMAILING ABOUT THIS FUCKING PICTURE IN THE SPAN OF 1 MINUTE I SHIT YOU NOT. DYLAN YOU HAVE BROKEN ALL MY FRIENDS.

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I was going to say something clever here, but seriously, I’ve got nothing.

teenwolf I actually was going to say something about manscaping but my iPad autocorrected to man scaling and then I had nothing again
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Teen Wolf: Bite Me #3

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(part 2 here)

Scott is in trouble in the parking lot! Kate Argent has caught him! Oh noes! There is a slight scuffle and

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Kate.

Kate no.

Stop.

INAPPROPRIATE

Lucky for Kate, Mama Argent shows up with a dog whistle and manages to knock Scott out, then they load him up in a van. Lucky for Scott …

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Meanwhile, Scott worries about Allison. If he doesn’t show up to Lydia’s party with her that weekend, they’re done. Priorities!

They manage to free him and

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Derek what

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what are you doing Derek

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Derek what did you do

BTW, there were actual, living people inside there. JUST FYI. DEREK EXPLODED SOME PEOPLE TO GET REVENGE.

After that, things wind down, and Lydia’s party is in full swing.

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Where do I even start with this panel? Allison is Little Red and Scott is the Big Bad Wolf. Jackson’s idea of a costume is his lacrosse outfit. But the biggest WTF moment is THOSE FUCKING LOUBOUTINS! WHAT. WHY? HOW DOES KATE HAVE LOUBOUTINS. WHY DOES KATE HAVE LOUBOUTINS.

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What. I don’t understand.

Meanwhile, Derek does what he does best.

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Creepin’.

THE END!

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Ils, what the hell. Meat dress? Explosions? At least there’s Derek creeping.

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