In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged teenwolf)

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Teen Wolf 1.05

I see that my use of caps lock is on the rise. :(

Video stores still exist?

lol I appreciate your existence, Jackson. You know you secretly love The Notebook. But Lydia should really just download it. Who incidentally really would notice all the lights going out even if she was super into her self-portraits.

Stiles the crime chaser is excellent. A MURDER???

Scott’s a bad listener.

“Can I ask you a question?” “No.” Danny’s had like two scenes and I already love him. Don’t spoil me but I hope he doesn’t turn out to be a secret asshole and also doesn’t die.

Scott and Allison are still cute. /o\

I love that Lydia is lying around in lingerie. I also love that her mom still left the door to her room open because a boy was in there. :D

Oh Stiles. Haha, I find myself saying that a lot. Oh Stiles. He’s a good kid, mostly.

LOL I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING A DEREK WORKOUT MONTAGE AND THEN WE DIDN’T, AND I’M SO DISAPPOINTED! DAMN YOU, SHOW.

Allison’s whole family is craaaazy.

Yeah, Derek, you run shirtlessly!

lol if Scott’s boss is covering up for something, he is ALSO BAD AT SECRETS. Everyone needs to take a damned acting class – and I don’t mean the actors, I mean the characters. LEARN TO FAKE SHIT.

Jackson, you’ve got some PROBLEMS. And I knew Lydia was a secret genius! No, actually, I didn’t, but it’s not that surprising in retrospect.

lol I love the lacrosse coach/economics teacher. What a great parent-teacher conference.

Take THAT, you fake looking dead mountain lion. I love how Allison’s dad just shot it point blank in front of a school with a fuckton of people around. NICE JOB, CREEPY!

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Teen Wolf 1.04

Finally worked up to true liveblogging.

I like a good reversal of horror tropes with the lady oblivious in the car, running out with a shotgun instead of getting murdered.

Derek is a good-looking dude. /obvious

These people are all the worst at keeping their secrets. The only reason the hunters and wolves haven’t killed each other is because both sides are really stupid.

I think Scott and Allison are pretty cute together. /o\ Even if Scott keeps eavesdropping.

Jackson’s continued long angry looks across the classroom/parking lot/lacrosse field (field? i used to know a lot about lacrosse, but I forget if that’s right) make me lol.

I’m enjoying poor Stiles being stuck baby-sitting Derek. A lot. Sorry, sweetie, you’re definitely Robin.

Scott, the Walmart of guns is Walmart. And you’d better flush that guest bathroom toilet before you go back out!

lololol Allison’s dad is INTENSE. THANKS FOR THE LESSON ON RABIES, DUDE! Also, my parents told me they were getting divorced once, too, and I don’t know if it was a worse meal than that dinner with the Argents. I also like Scott’s YES, I MIGHT GET LAID EVENTUALLY FACE as he leaves while Stiles is stuck possibly cutting off some dude’s arm.

“Do you faint at the sight of blood?”
“No, but I might at the sight of a CHOPPED OFF ARM!”

That’s some good writhing, Derek. “THAT WAS AWESOME!” Agreed, Stiles.

Aw, Derek’s uncle. :(

This show is great. :DDDDD So stupid, but so great.

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