does he spend the entire movie looking like he’s about to burst into tears?
So Ziusik and I finally watched this movie, so let me tell you why Tyler Hoechlin spends this entire movie in tears. Tyler Hoechlin plays a rodeo clown who keeps taking the cop test and failing miserably and everyone thinks he’s a dumbo. But secretly I think he was sabotaging himself, because he actually really liked being a rodeo clown? I’m not sure, Tyler Hoechlin is not a good actor. But so, he loves clowning at the rodeo and he starts talking to his friends about how he thinks the bulls are weirdos lately, and he gets a fancy notebook and jots down info about his friends the bulls at all times. Then he notices that they have weird scars, and his brother who is a cop is like LET IT ALONE TYLER HOECHLIN, BUT TYLER HOECHLIN CAN’T, BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS BULL FRIENDS TOO MUCH!!!! He gets fired from the rodeo for asking questions and his girlfriend is like, “you’re a scrub, get a job” and Tyler Hoechlin is like “get off my grill, i’m nancy drew now,” and his dad has a heart attack, his brother is revealed to be in deep with the drug smuggling, and Tyler Hoechlin gets to have sooo many shots where he looks contemplative while holding bags of drugs.
MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE I DRANK A PURSE OF WINE BUT I STILL UNDERSTAND EXACTLY NOTHING ABOUT THE LOGIC OF THIS MOVIE. THIS TOOK PLACE IN TEXAS, SO THE DRUGS WERE ALREADY IN AMERICA. IT WASN’T LIKE THEY WERE PUTTING THE DRUGS IN THE BULLS AND SENDING THEM OVER THE BORDER IN ORDER TO SMUGGLE THEM IN. Also, they literally were doing surgery status incision on these bulls to hide the drugs. HAS NO ONE HEARD OF A SAFE?
wait what.
antique-romantic
