In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged superpowers)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
florahart

What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

kalgalen

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

teacandy

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wow. what a superpower.

spook-wolf

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amtrax

DNA REPLICATION WOAH THAT IS A COOL POWER

purplehatwithpins

HOLY SHIT I CAN TURN MY PROJECTILES INTO ANYTHING.

SWORDS, DAGGERS, FUCKING FISTS. HOLY SHIT THERE IS NO END–

madeupmonkeyshit

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bet

everydayechos

Soot Manipulation. Okay, so, as far as weird superpowers go, this one might not be so bad. I would get to hang out with soot sprites for one thing, and for another, isn’t soot just carbon? So… I could basically reverse global warming and save the planet by sucking extra carbon out of the atmosphere and compressing it to make diamonds? Cool.

villainny

Metal detection. Bring on the hoards.

florahart

…Slash nullification? Um.

nonnegative

lol flora

I got Technology Manipulation. My kids are going to hate that one once they’re teenagers. GET OFF UR PHONES ZAAAAP.

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