In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[prokopetz]

It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?

[mierac]

That is my favorite description of the Batman aesthetic ever.

[bastlynn]

OMDFG that’s a perfect description.

[fenrislorsrai]

Imagine Spiderman ballooning in wide open areas.  No, sorry, can’t get to that crime, its against the prevailing wind.

Also, Batman brooding on top of a Wafflehouse.

[ioplokon]

[davidmann95]

Batman: God, this stupid city with its sufficient lighting and lack of crumbling infrastructure to shoot grappling hooks into

Superman: Everyone for miles has lead poisoning, I’ve spent the entire night stopping crossword puzzle museum robberies and heists at the Second National Bank of Gotham on the corner of second street and second avenue, and earlier the wall of…clouds? smog?…cleared up for a minute and I’m pretty sure the sky was literally blood red

[lands-of-fantasy]

I HATE METROPOLIS FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE i’m not super into gotham IT IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH AND I HOPE IT BLOWS UPWHY DO THESE PEOPLE LIKE THE SUN SO MUCH it’s kinda gloomy a lil bit of a bummer WHY THE FUCK DOES CLARK WANNA DO THIS HOUSE SWAP THING i saw a reality tv show and i was like bruce we gotta try this

[deducecanoe]

Oh my god, Bruce. Shut up. #batmanwhines

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[comicsalliance]

MONGUL IS COMING, BUT POISON IVY HAS HER OWN AGENDA IN FRANCIS MANAPUL’S ‘TRINITY’ #5 [EXCLUSIVE]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[spacu]

THE NOISE I MADE

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[funwrecker]

Status update

[alexsegura]

Working that dollar menu.

[kellyoxenfree]

@nonnegative would NOT allow this!

[nonnegative]

YOU CANNOT HAVE A THOUSAND CHEESEBURGERS, SUPERMAN. >:(

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fasterthanthespeedforce]

DO YOU EVER CRY

[nonnegative]

lol that security guard pulling a gun on clark. bro.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[lairofthebunyip]

hJSFGLASHDKJM this Deadpool is my FAVOURITE DEADPOOL he is so fucking PERFECT

[tamiiland]

Are we going to ignore Superman nodding in approval.

[redlacedbird]

I always reblog this when it comes onto my dash

[justkailea]

This is my favorite thing.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dcu]

Great find!

[nonnegative]

Awkward.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[panzercat]

BEAUTIFUL

[chickletgirl]

I want this to be a thing that exists. Get working on that, television.

[cacchieressa]

Batman as Dorothy is the truest true thing that ever existed.

[nonnegative]

ROBIN AS SOPHIA LOLOLOL

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dcu]

Conan O’Brien’s The Flaming C returns, this time appearing in Young Justice:

Conan had a surprise waiting for him when he got into the office yesterday, Warner Brothers Animation had dropped off a fully animated clip featuring The Flaming C! He’s back and he’s more animated than ever! HE MOVES AND TALKS AND HANGS OUT WITH BATMAN. Yes, you read that right! Batman. Conan’s custom superhero self joins the rest of the Justice League in this special animated clip. It’s so bad-ass. You’ve never seen Conan like this before.

Conan is quickly becoming the go-to-place for DC Comic humor. I can’t wait to see where the Flaming C turns up next…

[nonnegative]

I love that they just copy-pasted Conan over Superman from the original show. Superwho?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[comicallyvintage]

Lois Lane never dug the gay places.

[nonnegative]

oh lois, live a little.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Everyone wants to see a middle-aged Superman!

Jon Hamm: Superman is worried because there are these superkids everywhere stealing his… superpublicity.

Conan O'Brien: You can’t just put super in front of any word.

Jon Hamm: I super-certainly can!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

kryptongirl:

mykindofnerd:

lol.

Krypto doesn’t even give a fuck.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

whiskeyonsunday:

birdsvsbees:

tumblrisforlulz:

Superman Gets a Hipster Makeover

WHYYYYYY

Superman has a new look, and the redrawn Man of Steel now more closely resembles a a vampiricRobert Pattinson or a sulky member of My Chemical Romance than a hunky matinee idol.

 lol My Chemical Romance wishes.

More than any band ever has. I just can’t understand why people are getting all up in arms over an AU graphic novel that’s taking place when Clark was college-aged. DOES CONTEXT MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.