In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever

 -Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)

#this was really sweet until i thought about the fact that if that were true she would have had to kill a person to create each one -Skyedestiny

How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?

(via vikingplumb)

I just fucking lost my shit. 

(via connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[joehillsthrills]

I was feeling a little blue and I was looking for something on the internet to cheer me up and Warren Ellis has a post on his tumblr pointing to a website, I Write Like, so I thought, oh, hey, why not? Warren got David Foster Wallace; I was thinking, huh, maybe it’ll tell me I write like John Steinbeck! Hell, maybe David Mitchell!!!

Sigh. Going to bed now.

PS - It’s funny. I admit it. Even I think it’s funny.

[wilwheaton]

For the .0000000000001% of you who don’t know: Stephen King is Joe’s dad.

[nonnegative]

lol poor joe hill.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[peterpayne]

Pretty sure there’s a typo on this page.

[nonnegative]

Or is there???

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[monkeyknifefight]

stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
son: no-
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT’S FINE OKAY BYE

[pearlo]

The thing that makes this really funny to me is knowing who Stephen King’s son is

[nonnegative]

Well, maybe they meant the other one! He has two!