In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged star wars)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
katemonkeyville
enjolrant

Details of the repairs to Finn’s jacket

And that Poe was the one to repair it is #CONFIRMED in TLJ Visual Encyclopedia

rainbowrites

oh my god it looks like he just… took a stapler to it. ‘I only know how to fly ships not sew jackets’ Poe says ‘I would weld my ship back together, surely the same premise holds here…’

finnobliterateshux

HE FUCKIN STAPLED IT?! POE YOU USELESS GAY

he's trying his best star wars
queenofthenorths
  • Medical droid: I mean the bad news is we did literally pull him from a volcano so his limbs are pretty fucked and he can't breathe right but the good news is we reckon we can sort that with a suit and a mask to get him extra oxygen
  • Palpatine: Okay cool. See while you're doing that, can you put a voice changer in it?
  • Medical droid: What
  • Palpatine: He sounds like a whiny little bitch I need you to make his voice deeper so people will take him seriously
  • Medical droid: I mean we could try but-
  • Palpatine: How are you gonna fix his limbs
  • Medical droid: We thought standard prosthetics would-
  • Palpatine: Make him 7 feet tall
  • Medical droid: ...right
  • Palpatine: Give him a cape
give him a cape star wars