In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged sort of)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
captivamoon
hazeldomain:
“ theclockworkzombie:
“ toastoat:
“ newwavenova:
“ secretlesbians:
“ Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.
Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the...
secretlesbians

Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.

Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?

newwavenova

They called the police on this lesbian painting.

toastoat

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theclockworkzombie

The best part is, the lesbian embrace isn’t even the biggest thing that made the painting so controversial, it was the art style. People in the artistic community at the time were wholly familiar with sapphic relationships being portrayed in art, but were used to these scenes being portrayed in the ‘academic art’ style, which consisted of smooth, simplistic, idealised versions of the nude female form. This often went hand in hand with the depiction of Roman & Greek allegories to illustrate certain ideals (think Cabanel’s Birth of Venus). Courbet’s journey into realism was met by heavy critique from the academic movement, as the women he painted were, well, more realistic. Leaving in details such as the rolls of fat around the ribs acted as a blunt reminder to the audience that these were not euphoric goddesses caressing in ecstasy, but ordinary women having a nap together after making love. Other realist paintings suffered the same controversy, Manet’s Olympia is a perfect example, where the problem was not that the painting depicted a nude woman in an erotic pose, but the fact that she was just an ordinary courtesan, given an identity & portrayed in a place of power & control. Realism humanized the female form in art, & removed it from its previous role as a representation of the ideal.

So what disgusted people about the painting wasn’t so much that Le Sommeil depicted two women, but rather that it depicted two ‘real’ women.

hazeldomain

Artist: So I painted a couple of lesbians in bed. 

Men: Niiiiiiiiiice

Artist: They have cellulite

Men: I AM CALLING THE POLICE

i mean it all checks out doesn't it? art nsfw sort of
isokura
vanishedschism:
“ theatretroubles:
“ enasnivolz:
“ ealperin:
“ reading-thoughts:
“ edwardspoonhands:
“ Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
”
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have...
edwardspoonhands

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

reading-thoughts

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

ealperin

*Crying with laughter*

enasnivolz

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

theatretroubles

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

vanishedschism

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*

lololol shakespeare sort of thy grandpa's clothes are worthy salvage
angelsaves
thefaustaesthetic

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

aparticularlygoodfinder

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,you tip that motherfucker so hard

mercuriesrising

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

pahnem

you fucking didn’t

marielikestodraw

oh my god.

nonnegative

only do this if you also get a bagel.

you know bread lesmiserables javert kills himself over some rolls sort of