In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged son of a gun)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spurious
charlesoberonn:
“ shar-fireshar:
“ bureaubaggins:
“ dignified-and-old:
“ baruchobramowitz:
“ Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
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I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in...
baruchobramowitz

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

dignified-and-old

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

bureaubaggins

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

shar-fireshar

I’m laughing uncontrollably

charlesoberonn

Son of a gun

son of a gun lolol