Tsukishima: Everybody has a gay family member.
Tsukishima: If you don’t have a gay family member, you are the gay family member.
Akiteru: Wait. What? I don’t have a gay family member?
Tsukishima: …Didn’t I tell you I’m dating a guy?
Akiteru:
Akiteru: OH MY GOD! IT’S ME, I’M THE GAY FAMILY MEMBER!
Tsukishima: Akiteru-
Akiteru: Hold that thought brother! I’m about to have my sexual awakening!

