We’ve cut down on our meat.
February 3:
2007 – Host Drew Barrymore, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph show you how to get a low-impact workout in “Body Fuzion”
Yuletide Roundup
I wrote a lot this year and everything was very well received to my astonishment.
This Fic Has Everything - SNL, Seth/Stefon, 2140 words, Teen and Up for Snacky - This was my assignment and finally gave me an excuse to write Stefon fic, something I’ve intended to do for a few years now. It also gave me the excuse to remind everyone that Anderson Cooper is Gloria Vanderbilt’s son like ten times over.
Don’t Stop, Make It Pop - How to Get Away with Murder, Connor/Asher, 3800 words, Explicit for tricatular - AKA, the fic I wrote to have an excuse to write douchebags acting douchey while pretending to be boyfriends and also, you know, ignore the entire purpose of the show. SO OF COURSE IT WAS MY MOST POPULAR YULETIDE FIC EVER! \o/ lol I honestly love Yuletide the most of all fandom-related things.
The Art of Shutting the Fuck Up - The Raven Cycle, Adam/Ronan, 2600 words, Explicit for Isis - This originally had a thoughtful title, which two hours before the collection went live, I changed to this. To be honest, I like this one a lot more. Basically just Adam being manipulative while grieving and then they do it. Also, I threw in Cabeswater because who can resist a magical ancient forest?
Hey Baby (Drop It to the Floor) - Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Jake/Amy (but in the way that the show is Jake/Amy), 2300 words, General audiences for mardia - I wanted Jake, Amy, and Holt to hold babies, so that’s what I wrote. I also wanted Jake to make stupid jokes, so I also wrote that. It worked out pretty well!
Time Enough, But None to Spare - The Raven Cycle, Blue/Gansey, implied Adam/Ronan, 20,700 words, Teen and up for thenewradical - lol there was a day I made a post to tumblr saying that a treat was turning out longer than my assignment. This was the one I was writing, and I proceeded to add EIGHTEEN THOUSAND MORE WORDS TO IT. Ugh. But this is also the best fic I wrote, in my opinion. It’s all Blue’s POV, kind of what possibly could happen to about the halfway point in book 4, but mostly an excuse to get Blue and Gansey into increasingly awkward situations around all the plot. WHO WRITES A 20,000 WORD TREAT HONESTLY.
Tired of Waiting for You - The Raven Cycle, Ronan & Blue gen, 400 words, Teen and up for shoemaster - My one Madness story and also the only fic to date that I’ve ever written completely on my phone. :D Ronan hanging out in front of Blue’s school because why not?
YEAH SO THAT WAS A LOT OF FIC. Maybe I won’t go ten months without writing anything this year.
December 17:
2005 – Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell mack on some cupcakes in the “SNL Digital Short: Lazy Sunday”
Get ready for Marvel’s PAM.
Who’s Pam? Doesn’t matter. Pam will make three billion dollars.
at least it would finally be a female solo
I’d watch it
Pam has superhuman strength and speed. She can breathe icy wind or melt through metal with her laser vision. She has supersonic hearing and skin so tough, bullets are useless.
And she’s a soccer mom. Pam likes cooking cause it’s fun to taste new foods and try new things. She likes knitting and is always smiling, even when captured by Hydra or being held at gun point by Skrull. She’ll even reach out and pinch their cheeks or scold them for swearing.
Through the whole movie, she uses her powers by accident.
way better than ant man
ok but i would literally watch the shit out of this movie.
it also 100% needs to star aidy bryant. just look at her happy face!
Drunk Uncle’s gift to us this holiday season? This glorious timeoutnewyork photo shoot.
If this were a calendar, I’d buy it.
antique-romantic
