In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged sex criminals)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
allofthefeelings
zdarsky:
“hopelnicholson:
““Ah, you brought me a naughty book”
“Well, it’s about two people that stop time when they have sex”
“So, do they have sex in a bank’s washroom then rob it then run back to the washroom and pretend they were...
hopelnicholson

"Ah, you brought me a naughty book"
“Well, it’s about two people that stop time when they have sex”
“So, do they have sex in a bank’s washroom then rob it then run back to the washroom and pretend they were innocent?”
“Pretty much.”
“That’s fun.”
-Margaret Atwood (paraphrased) on my gift of Sex Criminals to her.

zdarsky

OH MY GOD.

lol margaret atwood sex criminals