In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[in-the-margins]

this old comic gets more relevant with each passing day.

[nonnegative]

tbf, vodka’s pretty great.

[cadmium-yellow]

i got vodka before i became an adult i feel like i deserve something new for hope

[nonnegative]

may i interest you in drugs?

[cadmium-yellow]

i tried those before i was an adult too. except for meth and heroin. should i make that my vodka, y/n?

[nonnegative]

i don’t see any flaws with this plan.