In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged science!)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
queencardigan
kateoplis:
“ jtotheizzoe:
“ The radar is malfunctioning. Repeat, the radar is malfunctioning.
Stop. Don’t reblog that helical solar system on the Tumblr Radar or if you find it on a friend’s blog. Don’t like it. Don’t put it on Twitter or tell your...
jtotheizzoe

The radar is malfunctioning. Repeat, the radar is malfunctioning.

Stop. Don’t reblog that helical solar system on the Tumblr Radar or if you find it on a friend’s blog. Don’t like it. Don’t put it on Twitter or tell your friends on Facebook. Don’t go on and on about how you never knew that the solar system traveled this way through space. Don’t make sounds with your mouth like an explosion and say “Mind Blown!” because you never considered that the planets are rotating as they fly through space like a vortex. How did no one ever notice this revolutionary theory before?!?

Because it’s B.S., that’s why. I eviscerated the science (along with Phil Plait) back in March, when it made the rounds the first time. It’s a nifty animation, but it’s just not at all realistic.

As of now it has 130K+ notes on Tumblr, which makes Carl Sagan’s stardust cry. Chances are we can’t get everyone to delete it, but maybe we can spread the word that it isn’t true? And maybe we can at least get it off the radar? Truth soldiers of science, roll out!

Using your imagination to imagine new possibilities is a cornerstone of scientific discovery, but using fancy graphics to fool people into believing bad science is just meanHere’s why the helical model of the solar system is a toilet-like vortex of bad science.

kateoplis

Well, I certainly don’t want to be part of the herd that makes “Carl Sagan’s stardust cry”; do you?

i mostly never reblogged it because it makes me dizzy but if it's also bad science i'm okay with that science!
gnome-cleric
coupleofbananas:
“nonnegative:
“ weallwannaparty:
“ warmbrightwings:
“ chanelleberlin:
“ theatlantic:
“ A Fallen Planet, Remembered: Six Years Ago Today, Pluto Was Demoted
[Image: Wikimedia Commons]
”
I mentioned Pluto being demoted to someone a...
theatlantic

A Fallen Planet, Remembered: Six Years Ago Today, Pluto Was Demoted

[Image: Wikimedia Commons]

chanelleberlin

I mentioned Pluto being demoted to someone a couple weeks ago, and they were like, “WAIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?” and I felt bad, because I had to unexpectedly deliver some true life realness about how even planets get laid off.

warmbrightwings

I don’t know why I’m the world’s most humorless person about this topic but every time it comes up I’m like PLUTO SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A PLANET SO GET A CLUE.  FUCK OFF, PLUTO.  WISH WE’D KICKED YOU TO THE CURB YEARS AGO.  I need to calm down because no one will ever agree with me.

weallwannaparty

I can’t believe I lived with you for three years and didn’t know you were a Pluto hater.

nonnegative

Hannah and I are aligned in our Pluto-hating. It’s one of those things I feel really strongly about, along with Girl Scout cookie names.

coupleofbananas

I actually like Pluto quite a bit, which makes me happy that it is now properly classified! It’s King of the Dwarf Planets now! Shouldn’t that make Pluto lovers happy? I don’t get you guys. 

nonnegative

EXACTLY.

Source: The Atlantic
science! I just have a lot of feelings about planets okay?
varcolaci
weallwannaparty:
“warmbrightwings:
“ chanelleberlin:
“ theatlantic:
“ A Fallen Planet, Remembered: Six Years Ago Today, Pluto Was Demoted
[Image: Wikimedia Commons]
”
I mentioned Pluto being demoted to someone a couple weeks ago, and they were like,...
theatlantic

A Fallen Planet, Remembered: Six Years Ago Today, Pluto Was Demoted

[Image: Wikimedia Commons]

chanelleberlin

I mentioned Pluto being demoted to someone a couple weeks ago, and they were like, “WAIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?” and I felt bad, because I had to unexpectedly deliver some true life realness about how even planets get laid off.

warmbrightwings

I don’t know why I’m the world’s most humorless person about this topic but every time it comes up I’m like PLUTO SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A PLANET SO GET A CLUE.  FUCK OFF, PLUTO.  WISH WE’D KICKED YOU TO THE CURB YEARS AGO.  I need to calm down because no one will ever agree with me.

weallwannaparty

I can’t believe I lived with you for three years and didn’t know you were a Pluto hater.

nonnegative

Hannah and I are aligned in our Pluto-hating. It’s one of those things I feel really strongly about, along with Girl Scout cookie names.

Source: The Atlantic
science! pluto