“On the one hand you have the most breathtakingly unqualified ignoramus to ever heave his spray-tanned bulk within striking distance of elected office. A race-baiting bully who, according to two meticulously researched biographies, is a tax-cheating, investor-swindling, worker-shafting, dictator-loving, pathologically lying, attorney’s general bribing, philandering mobbed-up narcissistic serial con-artist who hasn’t got the attention span to read a fortune cookie much less a fucking intelligence briefing. BUT, on the other hand, Hillary Clinton used a private email server.” — Samantha Bee
Full Frontal With Samantha Bee bids a fond farewell to Ted Cruz jokes
When Ted Cruz put a stop to his campaign for president, he also sent (most) Ted Cruz jokes into hiatus. Although Cruz’s fundamentalist dogma never earned him any fans over at TBS’ Full Frontal With Samantha Bee, his sudden departure has put an abrupt end to the show’s use of the Cruz thesaurus, which housed ever so many sick burns on the erstwhile candidate. Last night, host Samantha Bee bid Cruz jokes (including his campaign) a farewell, but not before firing off some hilarious parting shots.
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