Listen, I nearly tagged this “Cho Gojyo” and “Cho Hakkai”, and I am super tempted to leave it, because this is immediate husbanding, right here.
WAKE UP WE’RE MARRIED
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but here, I’m gonna drag you home and put your guts back in you and help you recover and fight a monk and his undersized enforcer for you even after I find out you’re wanted for mass murder….
….so, uh, call me maybe?”