Good news.
All 22 episodes from Riverdale Season 2 are now available to stream on Netflix in the United States.
Have a great weekend!
The complete first season of Riverdale is now streaming on Netflix in the United States!
Hey so I’m going to go back and do some fashion/costume recaps for my favorite show in the world right now: Riverdale. Doing it by episode, so up first: 1x01 “The River’s Edge”
Come celebrate Jughead’s birthday with Archie and the gang on a new episode of #Riverdale.
Watch it live this Thursday at 9/8c on The CW!
What do the Blossoms want with Archie? #Riverdale is all new Thursday at 9/8c on The CW.
you: you probably don’t realize that if you watch riverdale you’re support problematic–
me: it’s a dark take on archie comics that features madchen amick terrorizing little blonde girls and sending one to the magdalene laundry and the panty-sniffing white chicks cop obsessing about maple syrup, it singlehandedly resurrected luke perry from the dead so that he can act with every last forehead wrinkle he possesses, a biker gang composed of supermodels is is helping to gentrify the town, no one gets upset when teens boil their peers alive or start fires on school property, some sophomore runs the cheer squad because she’s the only girl in town with her own graveyard, robin givens may actually make out with a bag of money any day now, and one of the show’s particular highlights is cole sprouse
me: what I’m trying to say, buddy, is that I knew going in there would be problems
So.
- Archie Comics has been adapted into a gritty teen drama. Which I am not actually watching, but…
- “Betty and Veronica” is what tvtropes calls the thing where a character has one safe, wholesome love interest and one interesting, dangerous love interest.
- On the show, there is apparently a nonzero amount of gay between the actual Betty and actual Veronica.
Taken together, this all leads to the following entry on the Riverdale tvtropes page:
For Betty, Archie should be her Betty and Veronica her Veronica, but Archie’s secrets make him less safe than Betty expected, while Veronica is unfailingly kind and supportive, which would mean that Archie is the Veronica and Veronica is the Betty.
…which is amazing, and I am elated that thirteen billion years of universe and millennia of human history have culminated in somebody writing that paragraph.
That is all.
everyone’s kind of the veronica and that’s okay by me.
Fucking Riverdale, I bet she like EATS THE SOULS OF MEN or something.
I SURE HOPE SO!
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