“There was frosting on both sides of her Oreo.”
Submitted By: Sarah S.
Location: Minnesota, United States
Me: “Why don’t you color some pictures for Thanksgiving decorations?”
5yo: “Okay, can you print me out a picture of a turkey? A dead one?”
Me: “Go get dressed, please.”
6yo: “BUT I ALREADY HAD CLOTHES ON YESTERDAY!!!”
**Stomps up the stairs**
Me: “I need to go to the liquor store.”
3yo: “I need to go to the liquor store too.”
Me: “For what?”
3yo: “Licorice.”
This cat is helping him finish his mashed potatoes.
Submitted by: Becca D.
Location: British Columbia, CanadaHAPPY THANKSGIVING!
3yo: “How old will you be on your birthday?”
Me: “I’m 34 now, what comes after that?”
3yo: “50.”
Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
Took 3yo to the salon and asked him to sit still while I got a haircut.
Instead of that, he dumped a dustbin full of hair onto his head.
well, was he sitting when he did it?
3yo: “When I have red pants on, that means I’m Spider-Man!”
4yo (rolling his eyes): “Spider-Man doesn’t poop his pants.”
That’s what he thinks.
"I wouldn’t let him finish eating dirt."
Submitted By: Krystle B.
Location: Washington, United States
I think background cat had something to do with this.
"We turned off the Black Eyed Peas."
Submitted By: Kiri M.
Location: Alabama, United States
there’s nothing better than babies rocking out.
"It was his sister’s turn to use the hose."
Submitted Anonymously
that one’s getting shown at prom.
hawberries
