In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged rdj)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shinyhats:
“ isis2015:
“ veroniques:
“ Larry: I always hated Christmas.
Ally: (drops tree)
Larry: Uh oh, I should have saved that for later in the relationship.
Ally: I don’t know if I can be with a man who hates Christmas.
Larry: I’m allergic to the...

shinyhats:

isis2015:

veroniques:

Larry: I always hated Christmas.
Ally: (drops tree)
Larry: Uh oh, I should have saved that for later in the relationship.
Ally: I don’t know if I can be with a man who hates Christmas.
Larry: I’m allergic to the down feathers in the couch. There’s cholesterol in the eggnog. The tree is a fire hazard, and twinkly lights can cause seizures.
Ally: That’s why you hate Christmas?
Larry: That, and I’m always alone.
Ally: Oh. Well, you’re not gonna be alone this Christmas.
Larry: Could you say that again please?
Ally: …You’re not going to be alone this Christmas. What?
Larry: Let’s go decorate the tree. I can’t wait.

Ally McBeal 4x06 - ‘Tis The Season

 things like this make me sadder than less than zero caps. is that weird?

rdj