Kate: That’s funny because I just had this dream that I was a castaway on this crazy island. There was a polar bear, and a guy who turned into smoke…
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Even Puddings can get brain freeze! 🥶
Sayid: I did not spend five years in the Republican Guard, get shot by Roger, get drowned in a pond, take a bomb to the stomach on a submarine to be eliminated by JEFF FUCKING PROBST.
Hurley: You know… you were a real good Number 2.
Ben: And you were a great Number 1, Hugo.
Hurley: Thanks, dude. I’ll see you.
Michael Emerson and Jorge Garcia acted the shit out of this episode.
Ben: I think you do what you do best… take care of people. You can start by helping Desmond get home.
Hurley: But how? People can’t leave the island!
Ben: That’s how Jacob ran things. Maybe there’s another way. A better way.
Hurley: …Will you help me?
Ben: I’m sorry?
Hurley: I can really use someone with, like, experience for a little while. Will you help me, Ben?
Ben: I’d be honored.
Hurley: Cool.
JEARS FOREVER.
“Starburns doesn’t do very much. I guess fascinating people don’t grow shapes on their faces.”
- Annie, ‘The Science of Illusion’
“They’re making us walk around with pretzels in our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an idiot.”
- Troy, ‘The Art of Discourse’
Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn’t have been Crazy Town because you would have gone to high school together.
- Beginner Pottery
Troy: The last thing I said to him was ‘Suck it.’
Britta: Me too.
- Interpretive Dance
Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It’s an animal that looks like a dude. Why don’t I have 10 of them?
- Contemporary American Poultry
Annie: If this article breaks out, I can apply for journalism scholarships. Nobody will care about my time in rehab if they think I’m a writer!
- Investigative Journalism
Troy: It’s impossible to guard you, your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
- The Politics of Human Sexuality
Shirley: This is Spanish 101. I know how to say hello, tomorrow and that tables are female. That’s the only Spanish you taught us.
- Environmental Spanish
![Jeremy: [after he propels himself from his wheelchair and Jeff catches him] He hates me, yet he catches me. Man is good.
[Annie kisses Jeff, who then drops Simmons]
Annie: He was horny, so he dropped him. Man. Is. Evil.
- Debate 109](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1zz7vr2oI1qbn9kfo1_400.jpg)
Jeremy: [after he propels himself from his wheelchair and Jeff catches him] He hates me, yet he catches me. Man is good.
[Annie kisses Jeff, who then drops Simmons]
Annie: He was horny, so he dropped him. Man. Is. Evil.
- Debate 109
Pierce: Before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.
Abed: Hence AIDS.
- Home Economics
Troy: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Abed: What is?
Troy: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut –
Abed: You would eat yourself?
Troy: I wouldn’t even question it.
- Introduction to Statistics
