In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeff: I’m saying you’re a football player, it’s in your blood.
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That’s racist.
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That’s gay.
Jeff: That’s homophobic.
Troy: That’s black.
Jeff: That’s racist!
Troy: Damn!
       - Football, Feminism, and You

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“You listen up, Pierce! I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. ‘You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life.’ But you made a commitment. So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that’s just the way it goes.”
       - Annie, 'Advanced Criminal Law’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeff: Look, we can still hang out. It’s just… we won’t bag on people.
Shirley: Come on, Jeff, what are we going to talk about? My kids? Your doctor career?
Jeff: I was a lawyer.
Shirley: See, I’m already bored.
       - Social Psychology

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jeff: Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl.
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy… that didn’t come out right
        - Introduction to Film

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Britta: What can I do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piñata.
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That’s where we got the idea from.
Annie: Poignant.
        - Spanish 101

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Locke: What makes you think letting go is so easy?
Jack: It’s not. That’s why I was hoping maybe you could go first.

                    - The Candidate

;______;  WILL NEVER STOP CRYING

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Last one! (I can’t top this.)

Penny: Hello?
Desmond: Penny?
Penny: Desmond?
Desmond: Penny… Penny, answer. Answer, Penny
Penny: Des, where are you?
Desmond: I’m… I’m on a boat. Um… I’ve been on an island, and – Oh my god, Penny. Is that really you?
Penny: Yeah! Yes, it’s me!
Desmond: You believe me? You still care about me?
Penny: Des, I’ve been looking for you for the past three years. I know about the island. I’ve been researching and then when I spoke to your friend Charlie, that’s when I knew you were still alive. That’s when I knew I wasn’t crazy. Des, are you still there?
Desmond: Yes, yes, I’m here! I’m still here, can you hear me?
Penny: Yeah, yeah, that’s better.
Desmond: I love you, Penny. I’ve always loved you. I’m so sorry. I love you!
Penny: I love you, too!
Desmond: I don’t know where I am, but –
Penny: I’ll find you, Des.
Desmond: I promise –
Penny: – no matter what –
Desmond: I’ll come back to you.
Penny: I won’t give up.
Both: I promise. I love you.
                         - The Constant

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Sayid: You say you are not here on a rescue mission and the world at large believes us to be dead. But here we are alive and well and you don’t seem remotely surprised to see us.
Miles: Oh my God, you guys were on Oceanic flight 815!! WOW!! …Is that better?
                    - Confirmed Dead

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Charlie: I want you to give this to Claire for me…
Desmond: What is it?
Charlie: It’s the five best moments of my sorry excuse for a life…“My greatest hits”… You know, memories… they’re all I’ve got.
                       - Greatest Hits

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“Come on! Come on! No! Come on! Come on! Come on, you son of a bitch!” - Juliet, ‘The Incident’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“I don’t know what is more disquieting; the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.” - Sayid, ‘Live Together, Die Alone’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Jin: Honey, I don’t like being told what to do.
Sun: Being told what to do was my life for four years. I didn’t like it much either.
Jin: Right. I don’t suppose you did.
                      - The Hunting Party

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Ilana: Does anyone want to say anything? Didn’t any of you know him?
Ben: All right, I knew him. John Locke was a… a believer, he was a man of faith, he was… a much better man than I will ever be.
[pause]
Ben: And I’m very sorry I murdered him.
Lapidus: Weirdest damn funeral I’ve ever been to.
                      - The Substitute

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Boone: What do you do in the real world, Mr. Locke?
Locke: It’s John.
Boone: John.
Locke: Why don’t you guess?
Boone: Well, you’re either a taxidermist or a hitman.
         - ‘All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“Maybe the dog can find water. I mean, dogs can find pot and bombs, so I’m sure they can find water.” - Hurley, ‘White Rabbit’