In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged possums)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
isokura
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“ Australian possum vs American possum 画
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I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she...
epic4chan

Australian possum vs American possum 

miggylol

I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she must have just heard a possum outside her window.

Me: “OH GOD CLOSE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW D:”

After an amusingly long circular conversation where she thought I was irrationally scared of the adorable little animal on the left, we figured out that we were discussing two very different animals. She sent me a picture, I awwed. Then I sent her a picture.

"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals

The last time I saw one that wasn’t roadkill, it was hissing at me from the shadows of a dark driveway I was walking past and I just bolted for a good hundred feet or so out of reflex.

midnightbex

This may be the only time the US wins in a head to head competition for scarier animals with Australia.

its-boo-nedict

the one marsupial we do have, and it’s this fucking thing

micthemicrophone

There was a mix up and we got Australia’s Possum. 

nonnegative

I call opossums “rats with human faces.”

like i'm genuinely terrified of them i had a friend who used to call me and say THERE'S A POSSUM OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW just to freak me out troll friends >:( possums are so freaky