In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[deanpendragon]

I had heard all these legends about Pete Wentz, that he was in six bands at once, that he was the world’s greatest Casanova. But when we met, Pete and I looked at each other and went “Who the fuck is this guy?”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[lethifolds]

petewentz: Nice butt I mean work.

[nonnegative]

So many pornos start out like this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Spent my whole morning listening to Fall Out Boy and talking to racketstory about Pete Wentz. What year is it again?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Stop typing ‘fux’, Pete Wentz. Stop it now.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

whiskeyonsunday:

luceateis:

someorangesonfire-:

spencersmithsmagicalsandwich:

falloutboobs:

adamlezzara:

djbarakat:

boycottlove-:

sarahelvisgutsley:

touchmetom:

What Pete Wentz really whispers in “Dance, Dance”

GUYS SERIOUSLY

THIS IS LIFE CHANGING

I THOUGHT FOR 6 YEARS HE SAID SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

oh ym god what

oh my god?????

god bless everything fall out boy chooses to be

i lOVE THEM SO MUCH

Oh my God.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHXBHJSSBSJHCHJJCSHJjkncksdjjnckjs

he would.

lololol

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Brendon Urie Interview

• Q: Are you still friends with Ryan Ross and Jon Walker?
• A: I’m definitely glad to say that, yes, we are still friends. I talked to Ryan a couple days ago. We live close to each other and we’ve hung out a few times — gone to dinner, grabbed some drinks. We told each other we’d get together again soon. Friendship was really important to us when we split. It split was just about the music. It was mutual. We are super psyched for them and they’re stoked for us.
• --
• Why am I living in opposite land today where Panic/TYV is filled with beautiful news, and Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are bringing the pain?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

gabe’s like this dog on a leash. when you walk by other dogs, you gotta keep him real tight on the leash, ‘cause you don’t know what he’s gonna do. you’re not sure if he’s gonna, like, hump the other dog, or bite the other dog…my life is spent following gabe around, chasing him around, and then someone chases me around.

pete wentz (via whereisyourboytonight) (via forgetwhatyouknow)

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, PETER.

(via whiskeyonsunday)

gabe humps pete a lot? while wearing a leash? seriously, i’ve got nothing.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

uncle gabe teaching bronx to wave to the paps. :DDDDD

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“Decaydance biz meeting in the sun.”

Yes, this certainly looks official! Hi, Gabe, hi.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

favorite married celebrities!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I can see Pete’s “When I Was 17” is going to be a goldmine.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

LOOK AT THIS SUSPICIOUS BABY WITH A FLUFFY DOG. Pete Wentz, your baby is adorable.