In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I was just in the grocery store and I kept seeing this couple where a guy was pushing a shopping cart and a girl had her arm hooked around his at the elbow. I passed them several times and they were like that the whole time.

On one hand, how awkward. Did she think he was about to be stolen away by a rival? A giant bird?

On the other, imagine your otp.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Next book

Pick for me!

Code Name: Verity

The Scorpio Races

The Art of Fielding

Which should I go with?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I have had to pee since 4:45. It’s now 6:45 and I just finally got a chance to go.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

These problems will be completely bizarre to people someday.

I can’t wait to tell my sons about 18 year old me renting porn videos to men four times my age.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

If you DVR the Oscars to watch the next day, you can watch the whole thing in 40 minutes.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

My mom loves Hannibal and mads mikkelson (did I spell that right?) and waxed poetic about it all starry eyed for an hour so I was like so I should watch it and she goes no you’re too gentle a soul.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I had to get a filling and it went fine, but now my face is all numb and that’s the worst. >:(

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

glennrowe.net

Empathy Test

[vanyumm]

0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)
33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42)
53 - 63 is above average
64 - 80 is very high
80 is maximum 

If you want to show your followers your result put it in the TAGS

[nonnegative]

lol 65. I just have a lot of feelings, okay?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Reblog if you don’t sleep in your bra.

[germanystatas]

Alternatively reblog this if you do sleep in your bra.

I am super curious about this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

One in every office

• Super-conservative, never shuts up coworker: You know who looks good... I don't like her but... oh, what's her name...
• Me, in my head, not out loud: Jane Fonda. You're going to say Jane Fonda.
• Super-conservative, never shuts up coworker: Hanoi Jane.
• Me, in my head, not out loud: ...Okay, I was close.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

coworker, idc that your sister-in-law lives on beer and pizza and never gains weight. why would you think that i would?

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Oh, I see I’ve entered the “temperature regulation is SO overrated” part of my illness. :/

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I just got a work evaluation so good that I literally blushed during it. My boss is the best.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Reblog this post if you’re over 30.

[narrativepriorities]

Fuck yeah, Tumblr!Elderly.

[cirqueimaginaire]

LOL. I turn even more elderly on Thursday. *looks at notes* There are only 24 of us? Wow.

[kerrikins]

A lot more now :)

[wickedcherub]

30 and a half! And damn if it isn’t better than being in your 20s.

[nonnegative]

don’t worry, this post is starting to circulate the old people corner of tumblr now.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[rosalarian]

You need to be patient to love me. Patient, and a heavy sleeper.

[nailure]

gpoy

[stopthatimp]

I am #2 CONSTANTLY. I’m never #1. GIANT SPIDER-ARMS AND -LEGS FOR LIFE.

[stealstheashes]

i trained myself into sleeping like #1 when i had a lofted bed so i wouldn’t fall out. every once in a while i have to remind myself that my bed is now a normal height and i can sleep anyway i want.

[nonnegative]

as someone who’s shared a bed with you several times, I appreciate your training.

I’m also #1 all the time, except when I’m sick. I had a sinus thing last week and I rolled over to M’s side of the bed, cuddled up to him, and coughed right in his face several times, all while completely asleep. He told me the next morning with that amused disgust you only acheive after sharing a bed with someone for, oh god, eight years.