In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades. (Posts tagged parksandrec)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Woke up this morning from a dream where I was hanging out with Marly/sodamnquirky (whom I’ve never met in person) where I yelled at her to STOP in the middle of our conversation, went rummaging for a paper and pen and wrote down PARKS/BUFFY. When she asked what that was about, I excitedly told her I had to write a Parks and Recreation crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Why? she asked reasonably.

Because, I replied, Pawnee and Sunnydale both have a Hellmouth.

Oh.

dream parksandrec buffy everyone likes hearing about dreams right? hi marly!
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I heard the news this morning from a friend in Italy who said ‘Looks like your aunt has taken over the role as the most famous in the Sirleaf clan.’ To which I replied, ‘Yeah, now I gotta go find some drowning babies to save before the next family reunion. This is some bullsh*t!’ 
Retta, who plays Donna Meagle on “Parks and Recreation,” on hearing Friday that her aunt, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, won the Nobel Peace Prize (via heartwarm-ed)
parksandrec nobelpeaceprize yeah i just used those tags together