In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

so tired. thought processes resemble sick leslie’s.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[talking-bird]

Um, watch this Ron & Tammy 2 trailer right now. RIGHT NOW.

I… have no real words. Only sounds.

[zeriously]

HOLY SHIT. 

[nonnegative]

everyone on earth ever should watch this.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

This show is so good that even the deleted scenes are comedy gold. “You’re a brilliant nurse and friend… you’re just an okay artist. Actually, you’re a crappy artist. You’re terrible at drawing.”

“My donor card is in my wallet. Whoever gets my organs will not be disappointed. I take very good care of my organs, internal and external.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“Give it up, everyone, for Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap!”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

You had me at meat tornado.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

TWO WEEKS!!!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

I’ve been rewatching Parks and Recreation and I ship April and Andy so hard. :D

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Leslie: In a 24-hour news cycle, the tiniest story gets dissected over and over again. In 2004, a kid from Pawnee went to the Olympics, and it was reported on for over a year. He wasn’t even competing or anything! He was going literally to watch the Olympics.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

April: My mom’s Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colorful.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

“Then, as per his contract, [Nick Offerman] is paid his first week’s salary in aged meats and Civil War–era coins.”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

ohinternet:

P.A.R.K.S.A.N.D.R.E.C.R.E.A.T.I.O.N. 

i lol’d.