In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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i’m in

“‘Parks and Rec’ co-creator Mike Schur has had a lot of extra time on his hands, and he spent a good chunk of it working on a tie-in project for TV’s best comedy that would only come into existence if NBC renewed it for a fourth season.

Well, the renewal came late last week, and now the project is official: 'Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America,’ a book 'written by’ Leslie Knope but really worked on by Schur and many other members of the 'Parks and Rec’ cast and creative team.

As Schur explained it to me, in the 'Time Capsule’ episode, we see that Leslie has prepared a book on Pawnee’s history, and this is that book - 'but the professsional version. From her POV, with contributions from every character and many minor characters. Got contributions from Fred Armisen (who appeared in season two’s "Sister City”), Ben Schwartz (who plays Jean-Ralphio), (Nick) Offerman, Amy (Poehler), and a bunch of others. Part history, part travel guide, (with) sections on raccoons, Eagleton, Joan Calamezzo, Crazy Ira and the Douche – basically everything that’s ever appeared in the show.’“

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whiskeyonsunday.tumblr.com

AVC: The way you said that sounds so depressing. SV: I know. I think I...

[whiskeyonsunday]

AVC: The way you said that sounds so depressing.

SV: I know. I think I mostly listen to news when I used to listen to music. I like the new Mellencamp. I love Parks And Recreation. It’s so funny. The thing I love most about it is, that main character loves her job and is good at it. I love that her passion for her vocation is a source of humor, but the fact that she is damn good at her job, I find so delightful. She has tons of foibles, obviously, but the fact that she loves her job and is good at it is at the center of the show. And all the other characters on the show.

AV Club interviews Sarah Vowell

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Sarah Vowell is pretty great, ngl.

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Andy: I’m gonna win you a million teddy bears.

April: Well, I want a billion teddy bears.

Andy: Well, that’s a little unrealistic. This is a hard game.

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[satankatic]

DREAM PARKS AND RECREATION GUEST STARS for myself

Jon Hamm as Michael Wyatt, Ben’s very perfect, very charming, very handsome, and very patronizing older brother.  Michael has just run for, and won a seat in, the United States Senate and is in town to check on “little Benji”.  Ben may or may not have run for mayor the year Michael got elected to city council.  Leslie makes a couple comments about Michael’s Prince face and Ben is not a happy camper.  Featuring an awkward talking head where Leslie makes a comment about how the Wyatts know sure know how to reproduce that ends in a scrunchy face.

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approve.

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[zeriously]

Tonight: Matchbox 20

[nonnegative]

lolol i didn’t even catch that.

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\o/

• 30 Rock will celebrate its 100th episode—marking the line at which most sitcoms can start phoning it in and enjoy hefty syndication checks—with an hour-long episode on April 21.
• Community, The Office, and Parks And Recreation will all feature hour-long finales, the first airing May 12 and the latter two airing May 19.

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zeriously:

talking-bird:

mbrendanaquitz:

That’s a title for an upcoming Parks episode.

I will implode. Aneurisms and heart attacks will ensue.

This is also the episode that everyone is hyping as the DRUNKEST the characters have ever gotten in the history of the show.

I’m pretty much naming it my favorite episode right now, idec what else happens.

omg omg omg omg 

yesssssss. do i need to declare my undying love of drunk tv episodes publicly? if so, here you go.

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“This angers me,” says Offerman. “Now I am angered.”

Nick Offerman Picks His Favorite ‘Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson’

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boom. sadness. that’s the one.

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uh. ah.

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[stephaniedarling]

WHO HASN’T HAD GAY THOUGHTS?

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if i didn’t already love ben, last night would have cemented it for me.

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[hipsterparksandrec]

Submitted by fpnson.

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[monkeyknifefight-deactivated201]

Chris: To whom it may concern: dear Chris. There is an emergency regarding the Parks Department and April may just be the only person who can help. I can’t get into details because it’s super classified. Please release April back to us permanently. God bless America. Love, Bert Macklin, FBI.

Andy: What.

Chris: April, listen, if you don’t wanna work for me, I’m not gonna force you. You didn’t have to do this.

Andy: She didn’t do that. Sounds like it was Macklin’s call.

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Love, Bert Macklin, FBI.

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[azizisbored]

Thanks to EW for this really nice piece about Parks and Recreation. Issue out Friday.

Parks is brand new tonight at 930 on NBC with an episode titled RON AND TAMMY 2. If you want to see Ron Swanson get cornrows and punch out a glass door, I would recommend watching. I hear its one of our best episodes.

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ooh, guess i’m buying ew this week.